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Fifth Column 9:59 Tue Feb 16
Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
My train wasn't running yesterday so was working from home... my PC is by a window overlooking the street and as I saw my Mrs coming back from work I noticed there was this bloke following close behind her (we live at the end of a cul de sac, he was a metre or two behind her)... she was walking up to the door and he was certainly about to do something until I banged on the window at which point the cunt turned and ran. Weirdly he got to the end of the cul de sac and just stopped... then when I sprinted out after him he was on his toes again and out of view.

The thing is my Mrs had absolutely no idea he was there because the wanker was so quiet... so she didn't know why I was running out of the door when she was walking in... I knocked on a load of doors and apparently two of the neighbours have been groped on the street and then the attacker run off... reported to the Police who said they couldn't do anything.

Country, dogs etc

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NigelKhazi 10:03 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
where was this?
been on the news of late about an attacker in SE London

Sven Roeder 10:06 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Did you see what sort of migrant he was?

mashed in maryland 10:07 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
NigelKhazi 10:03 Tue Feb 16

The one around Deptford/Peckham?

Even for around there that cunt seems pretty brutal and shocking.

DukeofDevo 10:07 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Well done the old bill

Couldn't be bothered to go through some cctv to see how long she'd been followed, and get a photo of the possible attacker

Lucky you was there could have turned out nasty. The more he does it and gets away with it the bolder he will get.

NigelKhazi 10:09 Tue Feb 16
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mashed in maryland 10:07 Tue Feb 16

That's it. Yep horrible.

Sven Roeder 10:12 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Given the police don't give a shit you can see why people like this get bolder and bolder.
Even if the police can't patrol every street they at least need some thought as to what saying they can't do ANYTHING has on people.
I imagine even if you set up a camera and got pics they still wouldn't want to look at it

Iron2010 10:17 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Round where I live some nut job started threatening to "take the whole pub on." The guy is an absolute monster and when the police arrive he kicks right off at them. But instead of tazering and arresting him they force him to leave the premises whilst sauntering off themselves.

He then wonders into a pub down the front and bites a young girls ear off !

Rodfarts 10:17 Tue Feb 16
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I would take a limb off of someone if I see this happen in front of me.



You have to take the law into your own hands these days.

Fifth Column 10:17 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Nigel / Mashed

Yeah, around there... that bloke has been attacking people in the early hours though... this was 5pm during the end of daylight so I doubt it was the same bloke though he did have the same appearance i.e. young, black, short hair...

Still fucking scary... I did make a mistake though... you know on TV where Police see someone from 100 yards away and shout "oi you stop" and this means the bloke runs off and they don't catch him... I did exactly that... saw the bloke had stopped running by the time I'd got out of the house with my trainers on and if I'd been clever I'd have walked up the side of the houses slowly without the cunt seeing me... instead I went "OI YOU" whilst sprinting towards him but he had a 50 metre headstart and went around a corner... pissed off with myself for doing that.

Davenport 10:19 Tue Feb 16
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Man walks down street, does nothing and you want him arrested.

BRANDED 10:21 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Maybe she'd dropped a fiver?

Davenport 10:23 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
"Excuse me 999, a man walked down the street within 5 metres of my wife. I want him hung drawn and quartered?"

"What do you mean NO?"

DukeofDevo 10:26 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Oh yeah Davenport never thought of it like that!

Thanks for enlightening everybody with your incisive take on the event!

Fool

Honest Hammer 10:26 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Was he....

Well...

Y'know....

NigelKhazi 10:27 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Davenport...try and stop acting the cunt for once

Pancho 10:28 Tue Feb 16
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"I banged on the window and he shat it"

Brilliant.

Because all sexual assaults happen in cul-de-sac's where all the houses look into it.

They call it the shoehorn of porn I believe.

Milhouse will be able to confirm.

Fifth Column 10:30 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Ag ag ag... yeah Davenport... at the end of a cul de sac he had silently followed her until he was one or two metres behind her as she was opening the front door... I reckon he wanted to compliment her on her dress sense...

... you often follow women to their houses Dav and then sprint off when someone clocks you?

Darlo Debs 10:30 Tue Feb 16
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Lucky you were home. My sister got attacked on the bridge in Stratford that leads down to the estate we lived on. Guy grabbed her from behind. She turned round and walloped him...then chased him as she wanted to hit him again.
There is an app out now that police are recommending that actually sets off a panic alarm if you are being threatened.

JustAFatKevinDavies 10:35 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
are you sure this wasn't your reflection?

Pancho 10:35 Tue Feb 16
Re: Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
Bloke followed Debs home once. Bided his time and just at her door he went to pounce.

Luckily for her he turned round.

He could be heard screaming down the road "FUCK THAT!"

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